Tuesday, September 10, 2013

TROLLING TUESDAY!!!!!!!!!!

Someone who always cracks jokes at the perfect time and makes everyone laugh. The one kid who shows up to school on halloween wearing a hamburger costume and doesn't take it off. The kid who purposely answers questions in the most ridiculous way possible that even makes the teacher laugh. You guessed it, the class clown! There are some kids who are just plain stupid and get in trouble a lot but this guy always seems to be on the good side of teachers. You have to know the difference between the principal's office and everybody's favorite comedian. So, I thought why not just share some advice. 

A class clown doesn't just apply to school at all, for example the one friend who has the hilarious one liners on the spot all the time. Some of the funniest jokes ever made are just on the spot. The problem is that if you're re telling them, they don't make sense. Here's the best joke I know at the moment. ( Only works if you're a guy) One direction and Justin bieber are both drowning and you can only save one of them, what kind of sandwich do you make? Think about it. This is going to get rid of a lot of my viewers who are fans of them but it was so worth it.




TROLLING TIME!!!!!
 Sometimes being funny isn't all jokes, pranks work to. The best one I know is when you're at school and you're in the computer lab. There's certain chords that plug into the computer that make the keyboard type letters onto the screen. All you need to do is switch the chords from one computer to the one next to it and it will type into the other computer. This is one of the best ways to troll someone ever. It takes them forever to figure out and as long as you don't tell them it was you, you'll survive. You can also unplug some things to make the computers go beserk. The result will look something like the picture below. Remember to mark your calenders for trolling tuesday every week! Enjoy.



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Monday, September 2, 2013

Labor day laughs

So school is back to haunt us now, that sucks. I've been back at this for a week now and it's not as bad as I thought. I guess this year won't be that bad for me. Unfortunately, not everyone is this fortunate. Some kids have one of THOSE math teachers or that one Spanish teacher that should be in a mental hospital. This was me last year but now i have some better slavedrivers..... i mean teachers. So everyone in my grade laughed so hard when they saw this because                                      
basically this was my math teacher last year. The guy was a total nincumpoop combined with a numbskull at the same time, how do you do that? Oh wait I know, the day before a giant test you should talk about your days in the navy instead of teaching us how to not flunk and become a mcdonald's employee for life.
But is that all the pain a teacher can give? Nope