TROLLING TUESDAY!!!!!!!!!!

Someone who always cracks jokes at the perfect time and makes everyone laugh. The one kid who shows up to school on halloween wearing a hamburger costume and doesn't take it off. The kid who purposely answers questions in the most ridiculous way possible that even makes the teacher laugh. You guessed it, the class clown! There are some kids who are just plain stupid and get in trouble a lot but this guy always seems to be on the good side of teachers. You have to know the difference between the principal's office and everybody's favorite comedian. So, I thought why not just share some advice. 

A class clown doesn't just apply to school at all, for example the one friend who has the hilarious one liners on the spot all the time. Some of the funniest jokes ever made are just on the spot. The problem is that if you're re telling them, they don't make sense. Here's the best joke I know at the moment. ( Only works if you're a guy) One direction and Justin bieber are both drowning and you can only save one of them, what kind of sandwich do you make? Think about it. This is going to get rid of a lot of my viewers who are fans of them but it was so worth it.

TROLLING TIME!!!!!

 Sometimes being funny isn't all jokes, pranks work to. The best one I know is when you're at school and you're in the computer lab. There's certain chords that plug into the computer that make the keyboard type letters onto the screen. All you need to do is switch the chords from one computer to the one next to it and it will type into the other computer. This is one of the best ways to troll someone ever. It takes them forever to figure out and as long as you don't tell them it was you, you'll survive. You can also unplug some things to make the computers go beserk. The result will look something like the picture below. Remember to mark your calenders for trolling tuesday every week! Enjoy.

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Labor day laughs

So school is back to haunt us now, that sucks. I've been back at this for a week now and it's not as bad as I thought. I guess this year won't be that bad for me. Unfortunately, not everyone is this fortunate. Some kids have one of THOSE math teachers or that one Spanish teacher that should be in a mental hospital. This was me last year but now i have some better slavedrivers..... i mean teachers. So everyone in my grade laughed so hard when they saw this because                                      
basically this was my math teacher last year. The guy was a total nincumpoop combined with a numbskull at the same time, how do you do that? Oh wait I know, the day before a giant test you should talk about your days in the navy instead of teaching us how to not flunk and become a mcdonald's employee for life.
But is that all the pain a teacher can give? Nope

More about villager

So I already talked about the other new characters in smash bros, but I wanted to explain some more. This game is one of the few cool games nintendo has made and now they messed it up. Everybody focuses their hatred on villager because of a few things.
1. Apparently everybody figured megaman would join in even though he's just like samus.
2. People are just to mad to talk about the wii fit trainer because it's so ridiculous.
3. The kid's like ten years old and they made it so he can just steal attacks and throw them right back! He's from a game with zero violence and somehow he's pretty much the best fighter.

One of the jokes about him is "Nuke? Nope, pocketing it." The only thing he can't stop is a lame basic punch or kick. He just magically pockets everything you throw at him. If you end up buying the game, I'm giving you a mission. KICK HIS BUTT! The internet is still going insane with memes and jokes about him. Here they are....

Look at that! He just takes it! No damage whatsoever!

Nintendo... we have a problem. With these guys showing up in smash bros? You gotta be kidding me! They've turned a defenseless villager into some cold blooded killer! I'm into the smash bros games but this one seems just a bit ridiculous. How did the internet respond to all of this? Not so great.








Oh boy

I'm not feeling very creative right now, so I think I'm just going to post a bunch of memes. Not everybody appreciates these as much as I do but I honestly don't care. I really don't have any new jokes so here is a whole bunch of memes headed your way. These explain themselves pretty much.

Things that make me laugh

Every once in a while, it's nice to start laughing at someone else's bad day or something ridiculous. I do this a lot more than most people. Here are a few things that make everyone laugh.\
  1. GIF's! These can make even the lamest jokes hilarious! I found the periodic table of memes and soon realized someone has way to much time on their hands, seriously.

2. Studio C! It's on byutv and youtube. It's so true that I almost died. Just look it up on youtube because the video thing won't cooperate with me. This one is called the facebook friends song. Studio C has a lot of different sketches that are becoming more and more popular. If you watch it now you could consider yourself a hipster! Ok maybe not. here is the link to instant humor I'll have some more laughs for you on the upcoming trolling tuesday! It's gonna be great!

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So yesterday I focused on the bad things of life. Today I decided to switch that around a bit. So apparently 100% of us hate autocorrect ( If it makes you feel any better the spell check thingy on this underlines that and says it's not a word!) and some people think that stepping on a lego really isn't that painful. Ok, so it's not really that bad, but everybody now has a common enemy so some good has come from it.

Anyway, if you wanted to hear some more positive things then here they are! Nutella, bacon, summer break, and the internet. Well, I know that really didn't do much to lighten up your day, so now I'll try again. A few days ago I was in Arizona and I stopped at a subway for dinner. When I left the subway I went to my car and out of nowhere there's a flash flood that made a big river of mud right there running down a hill and into the road and nearly ruining some cars. I walked over to the random surprise river and what is everyone doing? They all have their phones out. Are they calling their families to make sure they're ok? Nope, everybody is taking a video with their phones. I think it's hilarious how this is everybody's first instinct. I bet some idiot lost their car because they took a video of a mudslide. Facepalm time. So now you know how all those crazy videos go on the internet, people lose their cars taking a video of something dumb.

Also I had this great idea of starting a weekly post called "So you think you can troll" I'm going to find the best trolling ideas on the internet and post them. This is more for my own entertainment, but I think you'll appreciate it. Let the trolling begin!